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Blast Beat Evacuation Drill (Klingon Version)

A Klingon-language blast-beat drill turns evacuation instructions and paperwork into a tightly wound comedy.

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Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Qapchu’ ghom.
lojmIt retlhDaq yIden.
qaS wanI’ nabmeyDaj.
banjo jatlh yIyIt.

wa’ belmey ghomtaH.
cha’ qay’wI’ lojmIt.
He ’obmoHlu’chugh,
He tIq yIghoS.

qoS paqmey tIv.
Hut nagh Sut chu’.
radio wa’ jatlh.
radio cha’ jang.

[Pre-Chorus]
pongmey tIlojmoH.
pongmey tIlojqa’.
DaS Dogh ’e’ vIQoy
tI’ QIS qachDaq.

wa’ ghom ghomwI’ neH
gher tetlhDaj nI’.
qab le’ belbe’, QIt:
“wa’maH jav. wa’maH Soch.”

[Chorus]
wa’ belmey ghommeH, cha’ qay’wI’ lojmIt
ghaHpa’ QInvam Sampu’ ’Inmey law’ bavpu’ DeSDu’Daj
wa’ belmey ghommeH, cha’ qay’wI’ lojmIt
ghaHpa’ QInvam Sampu’ ’Inmey law’ bavpu’ DeSDu’Daj
(boQtaj yIchon)
(boQtaj yIchon)

[Verse 2]
He QanSiw’ joq
raS ngebDaq SIQ.
mapwIj Qatlhbe’
pa’ boqSnare bach.

not HoS law’ neH.
not pup law’ neH.
ghojmeH ra’ljaj Hoch
He lumIS ’oH.

“Duj ‘arlogh vegh.”
“ghobe’, tIng He yIloS.”
“mu’vetlh yIrap.”
“mu’vetlh yIrap.”

[Pre-Chorus]
belmey ratlhtaH.
lojmIt nIDtaH.
’ach puHJaQ ’Inmey
mI’mey rarHa’taH.

jIcha’ ’ej jIcha’qa’.
mu’mey poblu’law’.
SoH DochwIj Dalegh
mu’na’ DaQIjtaH.

[Chorus]
wa’ belmey ghommeH, cha’ qay’wI’ lojmIt
ghaHpa’ QInvam Sampu’ ’Inmey law’ bavpu’ DeSDu’Daj
wa’ belmey ghommeH, cha’ qay’wI’ lojmIt
ghaHpa’ QInvam Sampu’ ’Inmey law’ bavpu’ DeSDu’Daj
(boQtaj yIchon)
(boQtaj yIchon)

[Bridge]
mev.
Hoch wab’e’ tISpegh.
Qum quQmey bup.
raS jenDaq wab Hutlh.

Sutmey rub ’ej DuQ.
bIr chuch qol.
paq tetlh peDtaH
’ej Degh wa’ nItlh.

jIH ghotpu’ tIvoq.
wa’.
cha’.
wej.
loS.

[Final Chorus]
wa’ belmey ghommeH, cha’ qay’wI’ lojmIt
ghaHpa’ QInvam Sampu’ ’Inmey law’ bavpu’ DeSDu’Daj
wa’ belmey ghommeH, cha’ qay’wI’ lojmIt
ghaHpa’ QInvam Sampu’ ’Inmey law’ bavpu’ DeSDu’Daj
(wa’, cha’, wej, loS)
(wa’, cha’, wej, loS)

wa’ belmey ghommeH, cha’ qay’wI’ lojmIt
vaj pa’ Hoch yIqIm ’ej Hoch mI’ latlh lutogh

Production notes
Direction
Original Klingon
Palette
Acoustic roots ensemble
Voices
Lead vocal with ensemble response
Shape
Organic, story-forward arrangement